"I figured out your dirty little secret bro. You didn't erase your history on the computer and I saw the porn you've been jerking to. ALL girls who look just like ME, your sister...and lots with these slutty socks on. Obviously, you have a taboo crush on me...and by the look of that boner in your pants these socks really do it for ya too! Go ahead and look at me while you jerk, I'm going to take blackmail pictures and from now on you're going to be my little bitch...you'll do all my chores, you'll clean my room..."