Description: It's bad news for a biker who is injured on a dirt road, but the paramedics arrive just in time for the credits. Cameron Fox decides they have to hurry, since the "guy is in bad shape." CUT! Elfin director Vince Harrington is furious at Cameron for not knowing his lines and the central gimmick of "The Paramedics" is revealed. It's a porn spoof of porn. With writer-director Thor Stephans at the helm, I would expect nothing less than non-stop hilarity, and that's just what ensues. He fires venomous darts at everyone in the industry, but lovingly coats them with gobs of humorous honey. Using a cast of models beyond perfection, he doesn't let the sex doesn't get completely lost in the talky soapy spectacle. There's room enough in this epic for everything.
Hassled Vince has other problems. Producer Dan Cross (playing himself) finds two of the models don't have IDs and studio owner Dillon Press has the hots for Cameron Fox, which is getting in the way. Those models without ID are Park Wiley and Chad Farrell, who are found in an ambulance getting in on without cameras rolling. In his defense, Chad does have a "gym card," and their coke-snorting agent (an unbilled and amusing Thor Stephans himself) is no help. Not caring for IDs or shooting schedules, the guys are bent on getting it on. "Can't you cum twice?" Park baits Chad before going down on him. Park rattles off a deep-throat of tall brunet Chad's dick with amazing simplicity. Chad then takes his turn, going for a head-twister blowjob. The dick that fits in Park's mouth so well does just the same in his ass, with Chad, veins popping out all over, showing rabid attention to the fine plug. Park's ride works just as well and doesn't end until he cums. Chad then has a good shot all over his abs. There are two comical "interviews" with the guys after this scene where they remember it happening in two very different ways.
Dillon is not only worried about Cameron (and Vince chastises him that "it's not very professional, sweetie, to fuck with the models") but also the budget and the all-important master tapes. This leads into an "interview" with Vince, where he admits he "got sidetracked into making fuck films," rather than using his theater degree. Vince, sporting a dressing gown and riding crop, shows two incredibly hunky real-life paramedics around the set while PA Kyle Lewis salivates over these two gods. Meanwhile, star Justin Dragon is complaining about having to do a dialogue scene with Lana Luster and the bottom hasn't shown up! Oh, and Lana? Well, the Vince Harrington-look-a-like is busy in the dressing room trying on wigs ("too Barbara Stanwyck" is the blonde one, "too Susan Hayward" is the red one, but the dark Ava Gardner suits her). And producer Dan? All he can complain about is "long, long scripts.
Video: 640x480, XviD, 840kbps
Description: Whether you care to admit it or not, Michael Lucas really knows how to make a fuck flick, and he apparently makes them on his own terms, which is admirable. One of the few studios in New York, Lucas always manages to bring a sleazy multicultural feel to his movies. Director's Uncut is no exception.
This movie has a little plot and it even manages to be clever. In the story Lucas plays himself. As the director of a fuck flick this video tells the story of Lucas getting a production together by being slick and underhanded. He has never looked better, with his natural bit of hair on his chest and a nice bush surrounding his gargantuan uncut tool. Lucas fans are in for a real treat - the man appears in each scene!
The first scene has Lucas and his assistant preparing for a video shoot. Willard enters and wants to audition for the movie. After stripping, Willard, a tall blond, announces that he could use a little help getting his big cock hard. The assistant gives assistance and soon Lucas has entered the fray. The three men look good together. Lucas and his assistant are dark and bookend the tall blond Willard. All three men have ample pieces of meat between their legs and rotate roles in the menage.
The script builds to the finale, which is a scene between Lucas and the effervescent Mattel. These two look wonderful together. Lucas' dangerous and sleazy persona is easily and attractively offset by Mattel's squeaky-clean boy next-door look. It doesn't take long for these two to heat up the screen. They kiss like nothing you have seen before; it is as if they are searching for hidden treasure deep in the recesses of one another's throats. The making out quickly leads to some serious cock sucking before Mattel offers up his gorgeous bubble butt for a fucking from Lucas that sizzles. As expected, both guys shoot nice loads.
The other scenes are also very hot. Hunt is a tattooed sleazemeister with a cock the size of a small child. Ryder is another porn stalwart who always manages to live up to his own reputation. In fact, all of the men in the cast are hot and worthy of replay.
Video: 704x528, XviD, 1170kbps
Release Year: 2007
Studio: Satyr Films
Cast: Mark, Rock Bottom, Antonio, T.J., Erin
Genres: Bareback Sex, Big Cocks, Big Loads, Cum Eating, Dildos/Toys, Double Penetration, DVD, Facial Cumshots, Oral Sex, Rimming, Uncut Cocks
"Mark is a hot straight French man that wanted to try and learn more about his hole. Who else would he contact but the Satyr team to make his dream come true? This cum bucket was truly amazing. After a couple of minutes it opened up for us and so of course, we went to work. He confessed to us that now he actually prefers a real cock instead of a dildo. This straight dude?s manhole got so wide, I really wanted to play quarters off his bubble butt and right into that sweet cave! Thanks Mark, for being our European fuck buddy. Next time we?ll try three dildos!
Rock has gotten so spoiled with all the money we give him. He needs to work extra hard to keep up his luxurious lifestyle. His girlfriend wants to quit her job since her man brings home so much dough. So now Rock's manhole has to keep on paying the bills. Rock put his tight fuck hole on the line against our nine inch monster cock! He screams in genuine agony as his super tight hole is stretched like it's never been stretched before. We ravaged his ass to the point of exhaustion, stuffing it with anything and everything we could find. At the end of it Rock got a huge, creamy load up his ass. Afterwards Rock told us his hole was twitching from the nine inch cock and three inch anal balls that got to see the inside of his hot manhole. He said, "My hole is officially closed for repairs." The best part about the cumshot was Rock?s hole sucking up the cum drenched anal ball!
Antonio got his tight ass filled with some superb man meat. He told us that he was one of the toughest supervisors in his government job. His men would shake in their boots when he was around. So, we decided to put his hard ass hole to the test to see if it could keep up with Satyr demands. For a tough guy he sure screams a lot. I'm sure all of his subordinates would love to see him now. I guess that guys that whip ass in their real life really want to get their holes used and abused. Antonio you're welcome! The intensity in this scene is amazing as our Satyr cock's lack of respect for this manhole puts this one-on-one among our favorites. We fill this hard ass manhole with some diesel cock juice!
This young stud with the massive cock was so tired of always doing all the work with his girlfriend, that he asked us to change that. TJ never before got to experience the true pleasures of his manhole. This tight virgin ass didn't know what was cumming. We actually gave this guy a codeword to say when things got too rough. He used it like a hundred times. Even though we ignored it about ninety five times. TJ was a true champ and struggled his way to the finish line. His trophy was a huge load up his innocent, raw manhole! You are a true Satyr man TJ, your hole will heal...in time!
Erin is one hot piece of Straight ass. This Stud got his manhole so stretched that we had him crying and begging for mercy. My favorite Erin quote out of this scene is when Erin yells, "Take it out, take it out!" He's talking about the three inch wide, twelve inch long dildo rippin' open his hole. He gets plowed so hard that his manhole refuses to close, leaving him helpless on his stomach or back. The only thing this guy can do is scream and moan. Erin does win the award for taking the biggest dildo. Our Satyr man drills his sweet hole with a huge, fist size destroyer. This scene was so hot and intense, even I felt a little uncomfortable...but then I busted a nut all over my keyboard. What can I say that his gaping hole isn't saying already? What a beautiful hole."
Categories: Classic, Oral/Anal Sex, Daddies, Muscle Men, Big Cock, Fetish, Leather, Group Sex, Masturbation, Threesomes, Theme: Fantasy/Ghosts/Sci-Fi/Surreal, Theme: Garage Mechanic/Plumber/Repair Men, Theme: Sex Club
Starring: Zak Spears, Michaels Chads, Shawn Justin, Randy Mixer, Max Holden, Brock Hunter, Dylan Fox, Callan Lange, Rod Phillips, Randall Maxxon, Sal Antonio, Ted Matthews
Studio: HIS Video
The quite-creative mid-90s Hologram from my talented bitch half-sister Chi Chi LaRue is back, and not a moment too soon. But why didn?t the following ever happen?
INT. CHI CHI?S OFFICE. DAY.
CHI CHI looks like crap. She?s spent the last ten hours in a k-hole, finished off her KFC mega-family-bucket and there?s nothing good on Trailer Trash TV. The intercom buzzes.
SECRETARY (v/o on intercom):
"Cheech, the producers of Star Trek are on the line one. They want to talk to you about your Hologram."
CHI CHI (To herself):
"This chick is outta here!"
CHI CHI grabs a gun, two kilos, and hops the next plane to Mexico.
OK. So the creators Star Trek didn?t sue, but she?s ripped off their holodeck lock stock and two smoking barrels. Here?s the story. Spears, Lange and Maxon celebrate their friend?s birthday at the hottest spot in town, Club Hologram. The birthday boy, Chads, is shy and nervous but is soon by the club?s drag queen host, Gender. There?s a little subplot about a malfunctioning suite: "One of our clients got gang raped by a hologram with three penises! And he?s straight! At least, he was..."
Lange is first up. His holodeck fantasy (created by Gender?s fiddling about with an ordinary store-bought video mixer) involves eighties Falcon star Phillips in a shower. (That?s his fantasy? Jesus, he should get out more.) Lange dives in fully clothed and tongue-fucks his fantasy lover. The wet clothes slip off and Lange receives a huge holodick. Pretty soon the shower cubicle is covered with his love porridge, which he proceeds to wipe up using his shaven genitalia as a windshield wiper.
Next up the boyish Maxon explores his chandelier decorated fantasy involving Mixer (with his early nineties David from ?Roseanne? hair) and Antonio. As the three get busy, Fox secretly watches from behind a two-way mirror, jerking himself off to a geyser climax as Mixer fucks Maxon whilst Antonio beats off over them. Spooge flies thick and fast but sadly this scene is over too quickly.
Spears is next, and this scene is really hot. Gender knows he?s a "sex-pig" but I think the word "cum-dump" is a better adjective. In his fantasy he is surrounded by Holden, Matthews and Hunter so he drops to his knees and does what any red-blooded man would do. Things are getting very dirty indeed, but Gender isn?t happy, thinking the whole thing looks "like a Madonna video," so she ups the filth factor and all clothing and inhibitions are shed. This brilliantly edited piece (which I?m sure is the genesis of Chi Chi?s Link series) sees all four tonguing, sucking, nibbling and fucking each other. Spears and Matthews pump Holden?s holoass whilst Hunter teases them with his cock. They all converge on Spears? amazing hairy body, chewing his tits and making him shoot all over the place. He demands they cover him with their own juices and they comply, but this filthhog is still not satisfied. He wants more. Soon he?s drenched and the greedy bastard blows all the fuses. It?ll blow yours too - it's one of the hottest scenes I?ve ever seen.
Finally it?s the Nervous Nellie birthday boy?s turn. Remember the malfunctioning room? Well, in a comedy twist that is so signposted you know it?s coming before you even watched the opening credits, Chads ends up in a room with flesh and blood mechanic Justin. Each is convinced the other is a hologram and get it on. Justin loses his clothes as Chads shows off his cocksucking skills before he offers his ass in a rather unflattering worm?s eye view shot. Holograms use condoms, you?ll be happy to know. This scene is a little short, as Chads cums loudly and joins his friends outside. "It was so real. It?s the best birthday ever!" he tells them as they leave. Justin (whose nipples are bigger than my entire fist) turns up at the reception and says he had such a good time the repair-job is on the house. Comedy drumroll please.
Hologram is great, if a little on the short side, and Spear?s scene is one of the hottest, most unforgettable pieces of filth I?ve witnessed. I hate you Chi Chi. Talented bitch. Enjoy!..
Release Year: 2010
Studio: Fetish PAL
Cast: Mike, Scott, Jim
Genres: Amateur, Twinks, Muscle Men, Facesitting, Ass Worship, Foot Fetish Action
Video language: English
Description: Oh what a quandary. It seems that scott has ordered Mike a child's motorcross cycle. There is no way in hell Mike would ever sit on this thing let alone ride it on the dunes of the desert. And what is the appropriate punishment? Why, it is nothing less than torture and mayhem at the hands of Mike and Jim. Is this agony or what? What more could you ever possibly imagine than to see Mike and Jim team up against pathetic little scott? Pushing him to the ground and getting his knickers off as quickly as possible, Mike directs the action that he and Jim are to take in whipping scott into shape. "Stick your tongue up there," moans Mike as he mounts scott's face. "Yeah, take it like a man," chides Jim. Only a real man can take the torture and humiliation that Mike and Jim have planned for worthless little scott. While on the ground and being pinned by Jim, Mike strips off his pants in record time, and sits on scott's rib cage. And then he is forced to endure the weight of both men on his chest. "I bet he can't breath," Mike comments. "Just sit still, you're not going anywhere," adds Jim. Acting the part of a limp rag-doll, scott dutifully takes what is doled out to him, and more! Sniffing Mike's tighty-whites and socks are only the beginning. On the floor of the workshop, Mike shows scott what customer service is supposed to be! Riding scott and he if HE were the motorcycle, scott is forced to experience Jim and Mike tandem on his back. But the slave boy doesn't get nearly enough anguish.
Format: Windows Media
Video: 400x300, Windows Media Video 9, 781kbps
Release Year: 1990
Cast: Domino, Joey Stefano, Jon Vincent, Lee Jennings, Luke Bender, Michael Parks, Neil Thomas, Steve Kreig
Genres: Cruising, Punishment, Freshmen, Anal, Oral, Rimming, Orgy Scene, Classic
Video language: English
Jon Vincent and Joey Stefano check into one of the hottest guest houses in the tropics. Joey says he is going out to the pool while Jon stays in the room, instead Joey goes to the desk and signs the guest book as "FUCK ME". Steve Kreig is taken aback but Joey soon grabs the big blond and is sucking on his big rod. Steve rims Joey's ass at his urgings of 'eat me.' Joey is soon begging Steve to fuck him but Steve first loosens him up with a dildo, which he keeps in his desk for just such an occasion, before he rams his dick into the little sex dog's hot ass. Out by the pool, Parks, Bender, Thomas and Jennings return from shopping and are ready for some dicks. The four of them engage in a four-way that is already a classic. Joey returns to the room and starts bad-mouthing Jon. Jon finally has had enough from the smart-ass little fucker and lets Joey know once and for all who's the boss!! Joey is forced to eat Jon's ass, and is soon getting his ass royally fucked by Jon's hot dick, but not after Jon makes him suffer by finger fucking and slapping his slutty little ass.
Video: 720x480, XviD, 1017kbps
Production year: 2006
Genre: Anal / oral sex, Latino & Black Men, Muscles, Brazilian, Safe Sec
Description: It is said that the jungle has a thousand eyes. If that's so, judging by the hot Brazilian men in this particular jungle, that means there are 500 huge cocks out there, too. Even though a national park stands in for the rain forest (I've seen enough National Geographic specials to know that the jungle isn't usually paved with terrazzo tiles, plus there's a yappy dog ??that can be heard off-camera - it would have been squeezed to death by an anaconda long ago), Brazilian director Alexander's "Jungle Cruisers" works, mostly because the studs deliver sizzling sex. In the great tradition of Brazilian porn, they're also so well-hung that it seems as if each successive scene offers even bigger uncut meat.
Chief among them is beautiful Ramon Mendez, who is a triple threat: handsome and buff in addition to the aforementioned asset. Security guard Bruno Loronha lurks in full uniform throughout, but he never seems to want to catch anyone fucking, he just likes to watch, which is nice work if you can get it. Another asset here is that the bottoms tend to be at least as well-hung as the tops, which becomes evident as soon as young dude Pero Coresma drops trou to fool around with not one but two studs in the opener. Pero's dick, long, fat, and beautifully proportioned, is a wonder, but no less so that his partners, who take turns fucking his face and ass. Huge cum-shots are included in each scene, but Pero's, aimed at a tropical palm tree after his two fuck buddies desert him, is especially creamy and bountiful.
Apparently the men aren't hip to the fact that they're in no danger of being arrested by the voyeuristic security guard, because they look over their shoulders (or over the shoulders of the guy on his knees in front of them) while sucking and fucking. Darrien Leon's bubble-butt is superb, so it's no wonder that when he hooks up with Andre Castro that Andre turns him around and bends him over in record time. As Andre slams deep into Darrien's curvy crack, the camera travels below the penetration, which shows off Darrien's rock-hard cock swaying with each thrust. Darrien and Andre both cum on a bright purple leaf (not sure of the significance, but the color contrast is nice), pull up their pants and run when they hear rustling in the brush. Of course it's only Bruno, spying on yet another tryst.
The twist is that couple (Rafael Lucio and a tattooed stud) is being spied upon by yet one more stud, the stunning Ramon. Ramon jacks his enormous schlong while the two suck cock, and then he very politely gestures that he wants to join them. Of course the dudes say yes (to do otherwise would be rude!), And soon the best three-way of the production begins. Rafael, the youngest of the trio, bottoms for Ramon and the tattooed dude. As Mr. Inked is planting his meat deep inside Rafael's hole, Ramon stands in front of Rafael's face and teasingly strokes his massive cock (that chili pepper tattoo on his hip is not for nothing). At the end, the small of Rafael's back is the receptacle for two big pop-shots.
In a field of very impressive endowments, Gomez Aguilar's stands out for one important aspect: it's the thickest. Gomez entices studpup Hernando Romano to take a shot at downing it, and Hernando does a great job of taking most of it down his throat. Gomez tongue-fucks Hernando's hole to get it ready for a full-on reaming, and again it's impressive how easily Hernando takes all of Gomez's pole. This fuck goes on for quite a while, and it's riveting. They end with a big blast of Gomez's man juice, some of which drips between Hernando's bronzed asscheeks.
In the finale, young stud Antonio Bello feeds his (need I say it, massive) dick to twink-ish Samuel Jacques. Samuel begs Antonio to fuck him, and so of course Antonio obliges, plowing Samuel until he pulls out and delivers a gusher that creams Samuel's smooth chest. Samuel, his cock still hard (and, yes, it's huge) is then apprehended by Bruno, who forces him to suck his dick and then bend over for another fuck. Bruno face-fucks and ass-fucks Samuel with only his fly undone, keeping his guard uniform on throughout (and his billy club swinging at his side). Bruno drenches Samuel's chest, squeezing out the last few drops as he watches Samuel stroke out his jism. Then he orders Samuel to get the hell out of there ("Well, since you've fucked me so nicely.").
Studio: Nova Films
Cast: Scott Avery, Glen Armstrong, Brian Michaels, Gavin Burke, Wade Davis, Randy Page, Eliot Higgins
Director: Robert Walters
Genre: Vintage, Pre-Condom Era
Runtime: 116 min
Description: Ever feel like a piece of meat and like it? It's Spring Break in the High Sierra, and the time for backpacking buddies to get back to nature. Nippy nights around a blazing campfire... rousing horny stories... these buddies are primed for Something Wild.
Curly blond Scott Avery and Glen Armstrong are two backpackers exchanging sex stories. The first story has them spying on two long-haired guys having sex in a hidden cabin who end by blowing into each other's mouths. The next (at times humorous) story shows well-muscled handsome Gavin Burke sucking and fucking with a black college professor (Eliot Higgins) in the stacks of the library. Burke sucks himself and eats his own jism while having his tight white cheeks pummeled by the professor's long black boner.
The third story has husky Armstrong applying for a warehouse position and being told that there is a lot of sex at the place. A worker pair are seen coming on to each other by the bossman (redheaded, super-hung Wade Davis) and another worker (all-American Brian Michaels), and they get turned on to each other in the process. Davis plows Michaels to a mutual orgasm, and they are joined by the other duo for a daisy chain four-way.
The fourth scene is back to the interview, where Armstrong is initiated into a jerking, sucking, rimming, fucking repertoire with Davis' huge tool. Story five is about kissing cousins: country Avery leads his city cousin (square-jawed and naturally built Randy Page) into a step-by-fuck-step to mutual orgasm. The two backpackers get excited and have sex in their tent themselves during the final scene.
Produced in: 1983
Genre: Compilation, Anal, Oral, Solo, Vintage
Director: Larry Bronco
Brett Chandler, Matt, Hank, Dirk, Kyle, Jack Steele, Billy Ray, Corky, Cam, Terry, Leo, Buck
A collection of 10 unrelated scenes with lots of young meat and no dialog. The title says it all ? except for the delightful results when these beautiful young bodies unite for some memorable sessions, culminating in the of their vigorous desires and fantasies through smooth muscled loins with endless explosions of their visceral youthful emotions. If you are into the young, hung, hard bodies and handsome surfer look, you'll not find anything better than HOT, HIGH & HORNY from Y.M.A.C. ? of course! Take this tape home with you now for a visual experience which will leave you drained-literally!
1. Billy Ray solo
Blond solo on a white couch.
2. Terry (ymac)
Solo on a toilet.
3. Matt, Brett & Kyle - Matt (ymac) At, Brett (Chandler) At, Kyle (Scott Sedgewick) Ab
Matt, a cut blonde 18 year old and new to Hollywood and the gay scene is jerking off while fantasizing what he would like to do to other guys and what they would do to him. So turned on, Matt blows his load, but not being truly satisfied with that, Matt remembers a gay friend who has porno flicks so he goes to visit Brett. Kyle is at Brett's also and quickly turn on to Matt. Brett is watching fuck films and playing with himself, but when he catches the action behind him, he joins in and they both teach Matt how to dig fucking guys. So the two fuck Kyle, much to Kyle's delight, because they are both hung and really give Kyle a workout. Matt learns the art of fucking well as you will see when you order this 3-way XXX-Rated film.
4. Dirk & Kyle - Kyle (Scott Sedgewick) Ab, Dirk (ymac) At
Kyle sptos a cute young jock at the local 'Y' and proceeds to seduce Dirk. He is invited to Kyle's condo and although Dirk is cautious he is also very curios and lets Kyle eat him, but Dirk won't go for the petting and kissing. Kyle does talk Dirk into fucking him tho', and with that settled Dirk plunges into Kyle's eager young ass and fucks him in every position Kyle can think of. Kyle knows he has Dirk turned on to something new and exciting and he wants to make sure he never forgets this fuck. After Dirk sprays his youthful load on Kyle's smooth white buns, Kyle beats off to the memory of every fun minute of seducing such a sexy little stud.
5. 5 Alive
Hank (ymac) solo, Cam (ymac) solo, Leo (ymac) solo, Billy Ray solo, Terry (ymac) solo
Sold as one film loop but a part of the Hot, High & Horny video.
5.1. Billy Ray solo
Solo on the white couch again.
5.2. Solo on a deck.
5.3. Leo (ymac) solo
Solo on a roof.
5.4. Solo on a couch.
5.5. Tall solo on a couch.
10. Three guys changing clothes end up sucking and fucking on a bed.
(probably a portion of the Matt, Brett & Kyle loop)
Video quality: DVDRip
Video format: WMV
Video codec: Windows Media
Audio codec: WMA
Video: VC-1, WMV3, 320x240 (4/3), 500 Kbps
Audio: WMA2 L2, 48.0 KHz, 2 ch, 64.0 Kbps, CBR (en-us)
Genre: Solo, Cumshot, Masturbation, Muscles
Director: John Rutherford
Studio: Colt Studio
Cast: Adam Champ, Darin Hawk, Tom Chase
Description: What a lineup, Tom Chase, Darin Hawk and Adam Champ. If you are a fan of outdoor, sun drenched, muscular masturbation solos this is your choice. The movie starts out with Tom Chase walking down a path towards the pool in a black T-shirt and Jeans. When he reaches the pool he strips completely down and then dons the tightest orange bikini I have seen and dives into the pool. He then climbs out takes off the bikini and jumps back in. After a couple minutes the fun starts. He lies down on a lounge chair and starts to rub and massage his body and then works his powerful tool to a fantastic cum shot. Then we have the magnificent Darin Hawk lying on what I think is the same chair at the pool, reading a magazine. The great thing about his entire scene is it feels like you are sitting in front of him while he stares at you and rubs his entire body down. A great moment is when he turns his back to you and you see his glorious ass just waiting to be kissed. The final scene of these epic solos is Adam Champ. We switch form the pool to the woods. Adam arrives in plaid open shirt and jeans. He starts to chop some wood but then another wood is where his interest goes. He strips down to nothing, his hairy chest and body just glisten in the sun as he works his wood for all of us to see. If this is where John Rutherford is going with the Minute Man solos I am whole heartedly going along for the ride.